The United States of Scary Things (larger image here)
hey, we’re the home of zombie william faulkner! HIGH FIVE!
I’ve never heard of Lemp Mansion, but that’s on the other side of the state. What concerns me is the tornadoes. Those are scary. Legit scary.
Killer Bees?
I’m gonna be honest here - we’ve grown many more serial killers than Dahmer - Charles Manson, Swango, Sowell, and others much less known.
The home of H.P. Lovecraft and we get “Zombie Seth MacFarlane”? He’s not even from here. He just went to RISD.
Well, we’re just never going to live down that Son of Sam thing, are we?
Snooki? REALLY? She’s not even FROM New Jersey. She’s from New York. At least give us the Jersey Devil.