In other words, we are a big company, one much too big to bother ourselves with your insignificant show of interest. We acknowledge that you, as a sentient being used to societal conventions such as politeness and consideration, will be waiting for some kind of communique from us - be it one congratulating you on your successful application or politely thanking you for taking an interest in us and wishing you luck elsewhere. Yeah, don’t wait around for the latter. Even in the digital age, where we can make a list of all the applicants’ email addresses and simply send a form letter to them, yeah nah. Too busy.
I hate this more than anything else. Go fuck yourselves.
Gratuitous paragraph about myself Monday. New tag: “please hire me.”