War on women update: Arizona Senate advances bill requiring women to tell their employers why they are on the pill.

iamlibby:

alimarko:

Because much like schoolchildren, women should get permission slips signed so that their decisions can be approved by people who know better. Right.

Over and over in my head I just keep thinking how is this happening, how is this possible, how, how, how?

HOW?

Hi, I’m on the pill because I’m a whore. Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because I don’t want to decide if I should get an abortion. Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because I’m not ready to have a baby. Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because it regulates my otherwise horribly heavy sporadic menstrual flow. Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because it helps my acne. Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because I want to reduce my chances of getting pelvic inflammatory disease. Please Hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because I want to reduce my chances of bone thinning. Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because I want to reduce my chances of breast growths. Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because I want to reduce my chances and/or help my endometrial and/or ovarian cancers.  Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because I want to reduce my chances of having an ectopic pregnancy. Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because I want to reduce my chances of serious infection in the ovaries, tubes, and uterus.  Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because I want to reduce my chances of cysts in the breasts and ovaries.  Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because It helps with my iron deficiency. Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because It helps my extremely bad cramps. Please hire me.

Hi, I’m on the pill because of all of the above. Please hire me.

Not to beat a dead horse, but a personal reason:

Hi, I’m on the pill because I have a hormone imbalance and I don’t menstruate without it.  Please hire me.