Headdresses white people can wear that aren't appropriative of non-white cultures (Click images for full-size)

misandry-mermaid:

Russian kokoshnik:

Tiara:

Flower Crown:

Greek Laurel headband:

Another Greek style headpiece:

Flapper head band:

Those goofy animal hats:

A lobster:

Organic produce:

Whatever the hell this thing is:

And Slimer:

THAT’S IT, WHITE PEOPLE.  THOSE ARE YOUR ONLY OPTIONS.