megaparsecs: My new album, Joss Whedon Kind Of Really Sucks and Even Though I Have and May Continue...

megaparsecs:

My new album, Joss Whedon Kind Of Really Sucks and Even Though I Have and May Continue to Enjoy Some of His Shows or Aspects of His Shows That Doesn’t Mean That I Don’t Need To Recognize How They Have A Lot of Problematic Elements, is coming out next week!

It’ll feature such hits as: 

• "The Origin Story of the Slayers is What Now?”
• "There’s A Spirit Journey And The Spirit Guide Is Offensive, This Whole Episode Is Offensive" 
• "The Black Man Is The Villain Part Eins" 
• "The Black Man Is The Villain Part Deux: Wait, So The Twist Is The Black Guy Was the Villain All Along?" 
• "Was That Part With Spike And Buffy At The End Of Season Six Really Necessary. Could Spikes Character Development Not Be Achieved Some Other Way." 
• "Dude Your Stories Have A Lot of Rape And Sexual Assault In Them." 
• "I Guess Every Asian Actor In North America Was On Holiday For The Entirety Of The Filming Of Firefly Because There Sure Are A Lot Of Not Chinese People In This Chinese-American Culture." 
• "Dude Your Stories Have A Lot of Rape And Sexual Assault In Them Reprise: Seriously Even Narratives Where Actual Physical Sexual Assault Is Absent Definitely Have This Sort of Undertone Its Creepy" 
• "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex  Part One: Season Two Of Buffy" 
• "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Two: Faith" 
• "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Three: Of Course The Sex Worker Has A Secret Fatal Illness" 
• "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Four: Penny Hecks A Dude, Penny Bites the Dust" 
• "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Five: Like Going Back To Inara There’s A High Sex Worker Body Count In General" 
• "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Six: I’m Sure There’s Plenty Of This In Dollhouse But I Can’t Even Parse It All Right Now" 
• "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Seven: Lesbian Death In The Bedroom And You" 
• "Why Does The Black Slayer Have That Accent Also Why Does She Die?" 
• "The Origin Story Of The Slayers Is What Now? Reprise: Say That Again About Sierra’s Origin Story Cause I Don’t Think I Heard You Quite Right.” 

And of course, the hit classic, 

• "You Know, When I First Watched This I Found It Empowering, But Looking Back That Was Just Because It Was All I Had: We Have To Go Begging For Scraps and That’s Why He’s Been Able To Seem So Progressive For So Long"