THANKS FOR SUING US, COCKHOLES.
You in my house now, so take off your goddamn shoes and sit down. Firstly, I want to welcome you to Truthville and secondly fuck you.
Honestly, no one gives a shit because no one stopped eating Taco Bell, but here’s the deadass facts.
We kill as many cows as possible when making our meat. The only shit we add is FLAVOR so it doesn’t taste like a BIRTHDAY CARD. Assholes. Sorry we make food taste good. Because I don’t know if you’ve had plain meat but it tastes like air’s dick.
88% Beef, 12% Awesome Shit (like sugar and spice and Chemical X and whatever). Salt. Chili powder. Garlic. I mean, stop me when you’ve had enough pure goodness. We even add Mexican shit so you know we’re legit.
Everyone everywhere knows that Taco Bell is the greatest thing since free porn so stop fucking around. Anyone who says anything different: we will sue your cunts off.
Greg Mothercockin’ Creed out this bitch.
” We even add Mexican shit so you know we’re legit ”
Oh my god
air’s dick. LOLLLLLLL
Fuck yeah, Taco Bell!
HAHAHA. FOR LIFE
Taco Bell LIKE A BOSS.