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Dear Mr. Cupcakes, This is a love blog for you.  I’m sorry...

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Dear Mr. Cupcakes,

This is a love blog for you.  I’m sorry Sweet Avenue, but you can get the fuck out of here with your overpriced $4.50 vegan cupcakes.  Mr. Cupcakes is where it’s at.  $1.50 for a cupcake that is just the right amount, right price, and right everything.  They don’t have to be gorgeous, they just have to be delicious.

If you couldn’t guess, they are.

So today, this April Fools, I will actually get my ass over to the store which is like a minute away from my apartment and buy myself a damn cupcake.  Because I deserve one.  Or maybe I’ll get two.  IDGAF.  I just want cupcakes.

Forever a fan,
Elyse


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