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I’ve been lurking the Unfuck Your Habitat tumblr for what...

Sink - UNFUCKED! Right side of the shower! Left side of the shower! Toilet! I’ve been lurking the Unfuck Your Habitat tumblr for what seems like months now, since I am a self-diagnosed Chronic...

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Frank Turner - One Foot Before The Other But I place one foot...

Frank Turner - One Foot Before The Other But I place one foot before the other Confident because I know that everything we are right now is everything that was That Wat Tyler, Woody Guthrie, Dostoevsky...

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Oh man.  THIS GAME.  This was the very first computer game I...

Oh man.  THIS GAME.  This was the very first computer game I ever owned.  My dad went out to Egghead Software and bought this for me and Reader Rabbit 2 for my sister.  We installed it on our brick of...

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I can tell if someone is a good dancer just by the way they...

I can tell if someone is a good dancer just by the way they smile.

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The Cramps - Fever (Peggy Lee cover*) Sun lights up the day...

The Cramps - Fever (Peggy Lee cover*) Sun lights up the day time Moon lights up the night I light up when you call my name and you know I’m gonna treat you right * Okay okay if you want to get...

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camanda replied to your video: The Cramps - Fever (Peggy Lee cover*) Sun...

camanda replied to your video: The Cramps - Fever (Peggy Lee cover*) Sun lights… And I play it roughly every other day on the clarinet. My version is the best one. New tag: Amanda is best pony.  ‘Cuz...

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Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

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Laura (iwishuponstars) tagged me in this!  I would post the rules but I am...

Laura (iwishuponstars) tagged me in this!  I would post the rules but I am lazy and don’t feel like writing new questions, but I do like answering them.  SORRY EVERYONE.  If you really want questions...

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I can’t even write anymore.  Every phrase I conjure up ends in some...

I can’t even write anymore.  Every phrase I conjure up ends in some sixth-grade rhyme scheme.  I’ll get one or two good lines, maybe even a stanza, and then someone slaps me with a metaphorical rhyming...

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The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil Pleased to meet you,...

The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

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6:59 AMI’ve been toldthat people in the armydo more by...

6:59 AMI’ve been toldthat people in the armydo more by 7:00 amthan I doin an entire dayBut if I wakeat 6:59 amand turn to youto trace the outline of your lipswith mineI will have done enoughand killed...

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jtotheizzoe: Pursuit of Light “Water and stone. Flower and...

jtotheizzoe: Pursuit of Light “Water and stone. Flower and bone: home.” From the terrestrial to the celestial, from the atomic to the tectonic, discovery is all about pursuing light in some way, isn’t...

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Sue Perkins is perfection.  Biggest girl crush.

Sue Perkins is perfection.  Biggest girl crush.

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New life goal: to be too dishy to effectively impart knowledge like Professor...

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sailorsblues: thisisyourwake: Jawbreaker-Sluttering (May...

sailorsblues: thisisyourwake: Jawbreaker-Sluttering (May 4th) Flattered that you think I warrant ugliness. Gutters drain west, mud made a mess of us. It’s time to leave this place. I’d saw through your...

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DAMN.

DAMN.

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I am a feminist.

introspectivestardust: As long as women’s natural body hair is called disgusting and inappropriate while men’s isn’t, I am a feminist. As long as I can’t watch an episode of a popular sitcom without...

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