Priests are “married to God”.
Jesus is God.
Jesus is male.
Priests are gay-married to God.
QED
They’re also in a giant polyamorous relationship with God and all the other priests and nuns who are also married to God. B)
Ooooo should tell that to WBC, see how they react, lulz.
Psh, they’d probably say they’re all going to hell anyway because they aren’t a part of their cult.
TECHNICALLY, according to the Catholics, at least, the church is female, and the priests are married to “the church.” Hence why there are no female priests, because they’d be “gay.”
That being said, it doesn’t make it any less silly.